Ann Arbor Business Trip

So we came off the plane
and they met us with a car
took us hungry and tired
to a huge Sushi bar

Two girls they thought us
tried to phase us with raw fish
but we were Londoners
we could devour any dish

Next night they tried Rogan Josh
after a long day of negotiation
Grinning, we upped the chilli
scoffed it down without hesitation

Then there was the brewery where
they planned to drink us under the table
but we were women of the world
always ready and able

To match them beer for beer
and whiskey for whiskey
and then when they were plastered
one of the idiots tried to get frisky

We threw them out the door
turned up in the office next morning
clinched the deal at cost price
while they were hungover and yawning

Copyright © 2021 Kim Whysall-Hammond

My Marketing Manager & I went to Ann Arbor in the late 1990s to secure a software deal for a coalition of the worlds airlines. The American negotiators tried all sort of tricks to put us “girls” (as they kept calling us) on the back foot. But expecting to out curry or out drink Londoners is simply naive. :)

This poem is a true story — although I’ve missed out the Mexican Chilli house and the Greek restaurant. Did they really think Greek was strange foreign food to a Londoner????? We led the dancing and plate throwing that night!

I was inspired by an excellent poem over at Jims blog: High Plains Sushi

8 thoughts on “Ann Arbor Business Trip

  1. This was a lot of fun and thanks for the shout out! Ah yes, business trips…sometimes the ability to think with a hangover is essential. The odd thing is business trips sometimes take you places you would never go to of your own accord… like Ann Arbor, Michigan….i have got more poems out of business trips than I have out of vacation destinations. For example..Elko, Nevada; Crosset, Akansas; Idabel, Oklahoma…to name a few!

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    1. I once waltzed down the Champs-Élysées to celebrate the launch of a new messaging service. At 3am, with three engineers and a Tank Commander. When stopped by the gendarmes, we showed our business cards and they waved us on…

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