If I could write words Like leaves on an Autumn Forest floor What a bonfire my letters would make. If I could speak words of water You would drown when I said 'I love you'. By Spike Milligan Note: This post was typed directly into the verse block as advised by various WP Happiness Engineers. However, the poem is STILL in Courier, which is an awful font, especially for poetry. My apologies, but it's not my fault.